Is it possible for me to stay home from school today to watch some movies?
No.
Why?
State Tests.
Does anyone else think that the song “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You” goes with Maltara, when Nat was with Oscar?
…Except Oscar is perfect and CAN dance.
…And Nat can dance, too.
…Forget it.
Cause of Death: Mal and Natara Debate Birthdays
Mal Fallon: Birthdays are the worst!
Natara Williams: How is that even possible? You get gifts, and everyone's really nice to you, and there's cake...Don't tell me...You hate cake too.
Mal Fallon: No, I like cake as much as the next guy, I guess...But a little bit of cake doesn't make birthdays not terrible.
Everybody's always being all fake, and happy for you, even if they don't really care...
And you have to deal with the fact that you're one year older...
And the song...Oh god, don't get me started on the song...
Natara Williams: You hate the happy birthday song?
Mal Fallon: Everybody hates the happy birthday song! They just don't want to admit it!
Natara Williams: That's not true!
Mal Fallon: It is! It's a terrible song!
Natara Williams: That may be your opinion...
Mal Fallon: There's no opinion about it! It's an objectively terrible song!
Natara Williams: Wow...Here I thought you were just a humble Detective, it turns out you're also a music critic...
Mal Fallon: Yeah, let's try an experiment.
You're the big-time fancy profiler, right?
Natara Williams: you know, that's exactly what it says on my business card...
Mal Fallon: Next time you're in a room full of people wining the happy birthday song, watch their faces...
No ones really happy. No ones really enjoying themselves.
It's just a bunch of people trying to get through that awful song as quickly as that can and hoping they don't call too much attention to themselves!
I bet you'd see more genuine happiness in a dentists lounge.
Natara Williams: Ok, ok... it's not the catchiest melody, I'll admit.. .
